Bad Sex Bingo

[lucymonster]

badsexbingo is the event I never knew I needed. Visit their tumblr page to get your own card! Here's mine:



I've already identified several easy paths to bingo that I can choose from. I want to see how close I can get to a blackout writing ONLY ships with Kylo Ren - because let's be real, if anyone deserves bad sex, it's him.

Fills:

• depressed nineteen-year-old girl in love with a man ten years older who she thinks she can fix, Reylo, 2.8k. Hits: Inadvisable lay, Stop talking about my parents, Orgasm disparity, Just calling to say I have herpes, Wardrobe malfunction, This [PLACE] is too gross to bang in.


• Rose Tico's Charity Home for Wayward First Order Scum, Phasma/Rose + Reylo + FinnPoe + past Phasma/Kylo, 1.6k. Hits: Zero chemistry coitus.


• Crash, Reylo, 1.5k. Hits: Subdrop, Topdrop.


• Naevi, Reylo, 750w. Hits: Mid coitus diagnosis.


• The Final Straw, Kylux, 1.6k. Hits: Faking orgasm, Wrong name.


• there has been an awakening, Finnlo, 2k. Hits: I came to do sex not therapy, Freespace (premature ejaculation).


• Need a Teacher, Finnreylo, 1.8k. Hits: Porn-based expectations.


• Not Alone, Reylo, 400w. Hits: [RELATION] walking in on you.

Comments

[snickfic]

Man you know who should have a lot of bad sex that is somehow still hot...

[lucymonster]

I cackled! Those two dickheads are perfect for this thing, omg.

[dr_zook]

I love the way you think. xD Come on, they have Bad Sex Bingo imprinted on their foreheads!!

[osprey_archer]

"Stop talking about my parents" is made for a Star Wars fic in so many different directions.

[lucymonster]

OMG, I know, right? If I hadn't already imposed the Kylo Ren restriction I'd be struggling to choose which ship to write!

[bluapapilio]

This gave me a good laugh, I know I've read a few fics with these scenarios.

[lucymonster]

I cackled so hard when my card arrived in my inbox! There needs to be more of this kind of failsex in fandom. :D

[dr_zook]

Great set! Good luck and have fun. :D

[lucymonster]

SO much fun! :DDD